So, James and I have been awash in marital bliss for pretty much a WHOLE year now. Thank you, thank you, but no applause are needed, really. Our anniversary is this Sunday, October 10th. And, to celebrate this momentous occasion, I'm devoting this entire post to my beloved Boogieface. I want all my readers, (which is like Amanda and Chad . . . Yeah, my own mother doesn't read this . . . and yeah, I'm offended by that) to know, understand, and think "oh, that's so adorable" about all my favorite things about James Lewellyn Alvey aka Boogieface, so I've decided to make a list of 50 (YES! 50) of the best things about James, and I'm going to try to be very nice and only minimally sarcastic. Here goes . . .
50 Amazing Things About Boogieface
1. He is manly. James loves to build things, fix things, kill things, and get dirty, and I think this is pretty cute.
2. James is great with fixing cars, which is convenient because my car always has something wrong with it.
3. James is a far better speller than me, and while . . . yes, this is annoying, it's also greatly appreciated because now I don't have to Google all the words I can't spell when he is around.
4. He is really tall, which I really like. I mean, I never have to struggle getting items off the top shelf at grocery stores.
5. James will eat anything, and he never complains about the food I make.
6. James loves (kind of stupid, ahem) action movies. See, I said he was manly.
7. James always changes the toliet paper roll . . . because I hate to and never will.
8. One time, I broke my beloved Jesus sandals, and James fixed it with super glue.
9. I grind my teeth at night, which is loud and probably annoying, and James will grab my face (very nicely, might I add) in the middle of the night and tell me to stop.
10. James is a fearless driver and deals with all of my crazied, pretend stomping on the break when we drive in the city.
11. He is not a whinner. Like, ever!
12. He is a horrible dancer, but still has a strange love for it, so I get lots of laughs.
13. James is a grilling master, and he even rebuilt the grill we have. Duh! Manly, people!
14. He loves Kesha. Bahahahaha
15. Babies love him. Some people think it's because he is like a cartoon character, which brings me to #16.
16. James is like a cartoon character; he is very animated.
17. He is very easy-going and gets along with everyone.
18. He loves to go shooting and took me to shoot my very first gun.
19. He has killed a buffalo before.
20. He loves, loves, loves techno music, which I can't really figure out, but whatever.
21. James is really passionate about vehicles, and absolutely hates anything Toyota
22. Need to know something about wood? Well, James knows everything about it. (No, Chad, that is not what I mean. Get your mind out of the gutter.)
23. He can also tell you anything you need to know about hardware.
24. James is like the energizer bunny; he never gets tired.
25. When James gets mad, he goes on crazy rants . . . and they can get pretty random sometimes.
26. James can't whisper AT ALL, but he thinks he is.
27. He isn't shy at all.
28. He hates to sit around, so on our days off we're always going off to do fun things.
29. Unlike me, James is too nice to tell people off.
30. He doesn't hold grudges at all.
31. A few times, even though he probably hated it, James let me read poetry to him. He tried to look like he really cared about it too.
32. James has watched several super girly movies with me, even though I know he would have rather watched a movie where something blows-up.
33. Whenever I'm too tired to make dinner, James always lets us eat out.
34. Even though he never whines, James never gets mad at me because I'm whinny.
35. Sometimes, well a lot of the time, he yells random things out like, Buckwheat, Gooberhead, Crazy George, beauty Clark, whoopie, and take it easy.
36. James loves youtube.
37. James will always listen to my passionate rants against racism.
38. James loves the outdoors.
39. He has the prettiest eyes (so blue with the longest eyelashes) and this is why are kids going to have gorgeous eyes too.
40. Don't freak out people, but this has to be said . . . James Alvey has the cutest butt ever!Really, I mean it.
41. James loves sweets. Cookies, cake, pie, ice cream, he loves them all.
42. I've never known anyone to drink so much at dinner time. He has to have lots of liquids when he eats.
43. He really hates it when I don't rinse off my plates before I put them in the dishwasher because he ALWAYS rinses his off.
44. Did I mention that he is really manly!
45. He is extremly useful in moving situations because he can spackle all the holes I make him put in the walls.
46. James is always happy!
47. James says whatever comes to his mind, even if it shouldn't be said out loud.
48. He is pretty awkward, which I love most about him.
49. He doesn't even get mad when I call him Boogieface.
50. In all honesty, James is the most caring, sweetest husband anyone could have. AND HE IS MINE, PEOPLE!
Happy Anniversary, Boogie!
2 comments:
Thank you for keeping me entertained at my really busy, really stressful, highly important job.
First, I just need to say a little something about #43. I about died right here in my chair. One of my biggest pet peeves that Chad does is NOT rinsing off his dishes! are you kidding me?? Who doesn't rinse their dishes off??? this is a DAILY discussion and you would think after 6 yrs of being married he would have LEARNED to freakin' turn on the faucet and put a little water on his plate, or in his cup! drives me freakin' NUTS! so when you see that your plate has spaghetti sauce stains, or egg yolk stains, or ketchup stains, or your cup has root beer stains, or oj stains YOU really think it's ok to just throw it in the sink without rinsing???!!! what is wrong with you two!?! that is the craziest thing ever! i'm sending you & chad to a seminar about rinsing dishes off. anyhow..i still love chad and i am done now.
cute post to james! will he read it? he should because it's way nice! can't believe it has really been a year though.. i still think of you two as "newly" married!
He is great guy and so happy he is a part of our family. James is so good with the kids and the kids all love him that makes him cool. He is always so willing to help and we appreciate all he does for us. Great guy-great gal makes for a Happy couple. Happy ANniversary this weekend.
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